“This is Kamala Harris. As you all know by now my political career started with me shacking up with Willie Brown. I kept being promoted in the racist and woke Democrat party without any consideration to merit or qualifications. And, if I would’ve only had three million more butt-stupid voters I would be the President of the U.S right now!!
But, thanks to over 80 Million Pro-America Trump voters I am here today just an ignorant racist fool, a laughing stock and a failed useful idiot for the corrupt Democrat party.
Do you think I’m giving up? No!!
I’m going to follow the exact game plan that made me successful before.
Today, I’m announcing that I am willing to once again shack up with ANYONE who will resurrect my political career and pay off my massive debt.
Know that I am not picky. Your looks, political party and age do not matter to me at all, but you must be filthy rich and in a political position of power. Now in the interest of full disclosure you should know that I am a typical leftist imbecile, not much to look at, an alcoholic, racist, anti-Semite, $20M in debt and all-round piece-of-crap.
BUT, if you meet my expectations I’m ready to shack up immediately so email me today:
cacklingidiotshackup@gmail.com
