Dear K-State:
The University of Kansas would like to apologize for not assisting with the crowd control efforts Monday night. In spite of the many times your students threw things on the court and at our players over the years, we were able to calm the masses by beating you on your home court in 2013, 2012, 2010, 2009, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998, 1997, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993, 1992, 1991, 1990, 1989, 1988, 1987, 1986, 1985, and 1984, including the last 5 games at Ahearn. We are glad that K-State fans no longer throw bananas at our African American players or go out on the court next to them in gorilla costumes during pregame stretches. We understand you can only take baby steps, and that blind-siding our players, chanting "**** KU" on national television, and jumping into our group of players with both middle fingers flying is a logical next step for you. However, we will do more in the future to get back into the traditional mode of beating you year after year in your building to avoid the higher potential for your administration and fans to **** it up as you do when you win on such rare occasion. Congratulations for the win and we wish you the best in your endeavor to earn a bid to the CBI.
Furthermore, KU is seeking the public's assistance in identifying any K-State student who actually showed class at the game. Should any be found, we will offer a chance for them to transfer to KU and save their future. High school transcripts will need to be provided as no Junior College classes will receive credit.
Sincerely,
Big Brother
*The above comments are not mine but something I read somewhere online. I decided against posting it to "Exit 313" on FB because I'm typically not the kind to troll like that. It would be awfully funny though!
The University of Kansas would like to apologize for not assisting with the crowd control efforts Monday night. In spite of the many times your students threw things on the court and at our players over the years, we were able to calm the masses by beating you on your home court in 2013, 2012, 2010, 2009, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998, 1997, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993, 1992, 1991, 1990, 1989, 1988, 1987, 1986, 1985, and 1984, including the last 5 games at Ahearn. We are glad that K-State fans no longer throw bananas at our African American players or go out on the court next to them in gorilla costumes during pregame stretches. We understand you can only take baby steps, and that blind-siding our players, chanting "**** KU" on national television, and jumping into our group of players with both middle fingers flying is a logical next step for you. However, we will do more in the future to get back into the traditional mode of beating you year after year in your building to avoid the higher potential for your administration and fans to **** it up as you do when you win on such rare occasion. Congratulations for the win and we wish you the best in your endeavor to earn a bid to the CBI.
Furthermore, KU is seeking the public's assistance in identifying any K-State student who actually showed class at the game. Should any be found, we will offer a chance for them to transfer to KU and save their future. High school transcripts will need to be provided as no Junior College classes will receive credit.
Sincerely,
Big Brother
*The above comments are not mine but something I read somewhere online. I decided against posting it to "Exit 313" on FB because I'm typically not the kind to troll like that. It would be awfully funny though!
