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Off Topic Quad Joke

Thorneman79

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A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom." One day her door bell rings and there I sat at her door with my quadriplegia having no use of my arms and legs.

I said: "I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no use of my arms so I will not hit you and no use of my legs so I cannot run away."

She says: "What about the good in bed part?"

I said: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Have a wonderful week my friends!
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