Was watching some more Planet Earth the other day and they got to talking about pandas. Those fat tubs of shit only eat bamboo despite it having no nutritional value, they stay too high in the mountains in the winter because they only eat bamboo, and the stupid fvckers don't even know how to log the cabin if ya know what I mean. Why are we trying to save these mouthbreathers? Evolution says pandas are stupid pieces of shit and we should turn them into coats.