Watching Jason Bean come into the game weekend before last, I turned to my buddy (also a Liz Phair fan) and started singing "tuck and run, tuck and run..." - and yeah, he went ahead and fleshed out an entire set of parody lyrics. We both agree it's a bit harsh on Bean, considering he threw for four TDs in that half, but nevertheless, for your enjoyment:
I looked up alarmed
I didn't know what was wrong at first
Just that it looked like his right arm
And almost immediately I got worried
'Cause I didn't think it could happen again:
You beating another Texas team
No, I sure didn't think that would happen again
No matter Lance's best instructions
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose arm can win you ballgames
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose throws can keep you in it
And I want our QB
I want our Daniels
I want all that really good shit: like deep bombs and TDs
Deep bombs and TDs
You came off the sideline
You knew you had a lot of work to do
But I saw the rust on your arm
And almost immediately I got worried
'Cause I didn't think I could happen again
You beating another Texas team
No, I sure didn't think that would happen again
No matter Lance's best instructions
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose arm can win you ballgames
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose throws can keep you in it
And I want our QB
I want our Daniels
I want all that really good shit: like deep bombs and TDs
Deep bombs and TDs
I can feel it in my bones
We're gonna lose with GameDay at home
It's tuck and run, tuck and run
Ever since it's been 17
Tuck and run, tuck and run
Even on 3rd and 12
I almost felt bad
Replacing a Heisman fave
'Cause I knew you wouldn't be that
And almost immediately I got worried
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
Winless after a 5-0 start
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
No matter Lance's best instructions
I can feel it in my bones
We're gonna spend bowl season at home
It's tuck and run, tuck and run
Ever since it's been Jason Bean
Tuck and run, tuck and run
Even on 3rd and 12
I looked up alarmed
I didn't know what was wrong at first
Just that it looked like his right arm
And almost immediately I got worried
'Cause I didn't think it could happen again:
You beating another Texas team
No, I sure didn't think that would happen again
No matter Lance's best instructions
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose arm can win you ballgames
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose throws can keep you in it
And I want our QB
I want our Daniels
I want all that really good shit: like deep bombs and TDs
Deep bombs and TDs
You came off the sideline
You knew you had a lot of work to do
But I saw the rust on your arm
And almost immediately I got worried
'Cause I didn't think I could happen again
You beating another Texas team
No, I sure didn't think that would happen again
No matter Lance's best instructions
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose arm can win you ballgames
And whatever happened to our QB?
The kind of guy whose throws can keep you in it
And I want our QB
I want our Daniels
I want all that really good shit: like deep bombs and TDs
Deep bombs and TDs
I can feel it in my bones
We're gonna lose with GameDay at home
It's tuck and run, tuck and run
Ever since it's been 17
Tuck and run, tuck and run
Even on 3rd and 12
I almost felt bad
Replacing a Heisman fave
'Cause I knew you wouldn't be that
And almost immediately I got worried
'Cause I didn't think this would happen again
Winless after a 5-0 start
Just that I didn't think this would happen again
No matter Lance's best instructions
I can feel it in my bones
We're gonna spend bowl season at home
It's tuck and run, tuck and run
Ever since it's been Jason Bean
Tuck and run, tuck and run
Even on 3rd and 12
