Bernie: "Yes, I'm a communist and anti-American, but I'll give you free stuff."
Biden: "I know I'm a pathetic candidate, but I'm better than Bernie."
Bloomberg: "I can't believe I'm in third place behind these two morons."
Warren: "So what if I couldn't even win my home state? Send me money."
Gabbart: "Gee, I hope my family votes for me at least."
Biden: "I know I'm a pathetic candidate, but I'm better than Bernie."
Bloomberg: "I can't believe I'm in third place behind these two morons."
Warren: "So what if I couldn't even win my home state? Send me money."
Gabbart: "Gee, I hope my family votes for me at least."
