Gonna b a sosh media star!
To get likes and subscribers:
To get likes and subscribers:
- Wear purple ass pants to the K-State game, showing off my hairy bung
- Get drunk, eat purple tide pods and vomit on Bill Snyder
- Get a fauxhawk on my bald noggin and dye those seven hairs hot pink in honor of the KU track teams shorts
- Do live YouTube beer reviews with @TarmacGuy @TeamRamRod1 where I chug $30 bottles of 12% beers until I pass out. They can then humiliate me and drive me around in @SFLHawk's convertible Tesla while shoving rodents up my ass
- Revisit the burning of my KU hat after a tough loss, by burning the whole house down
