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So I board my flight from Atlanta to KC

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And who do I see sitting in the very front row?

Lew effing Perkins. Wearing some stupid hat with a skull and crossbones on it.

I was really tempted to drop my bag on his head but I decided better.

We land in KC, and I go out to the center island to wait for my shuttle, and I see a black Town Car livery service with Douglas County plates on it. Sure enough, here comes Lew, hobbling along with a cane, and he gets in it and off he goes.

The man seriously looks like death riding on a soda cracker. He's 70 years old, only 13 years older than me, and he looks 40 years older. Hell, he didn't look particularly good when he was here.

Once again, I considered kicking his cane out from under him and telling him as he fell on his fat ass, "Thanks for the football program, Lew" but he probably would have kicked the bucket and I don't want to go to jail.

I'll say one thing, dude has some balls staying in Lawrence after what he let go on in this AD.
 
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