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My heartfelt letter to Biden

knaup1

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Dear Mr. President,

You don't know me, but I am a patriotic American who only wants the best for my beloved country. For that reason, I'm strongly encouraging you..... no, I'm begging you to run for re-election. As you know, there are plenty of Democrat politicians and at least 95% of Americans who do NOT want you to run again, but I'm here to tell you--- don't listen to them!! They are jealous of you!

Just remember these three words-- "Run Joe, Run!"

Let's list some of the lies they're all spewing about you. One is your declining cognitive abilities. Yes, the whole world is ridiculing your frequent gaffes, false statements, confusion, shaking hands with the air, stumbling, mumbling, bumbling, forgetting and generally making a laughing stock of yourself and the office of the presidency. Well, anyone can make a gaffe now and then, or two, or 2000. Show 'em what you're made of! Start taking actual questions from reporters without your cheat sheets and elaborate with your answers. Let the American people see more of the real Joe Biden, okay?

It's true that Afganistan was the worst blunder by a U.S president and worst humanitarian disaster in history with Americans left behind and hundreds of thousands of our Afgan allis tortured, raped and murdered. But hey, YOU are the president and you had the right to not listen to your generals. YOU were entitled to your photo op so don't feel badly about all that suffering and carnage. Just don't think about it. Go have an ice cream instead.

Okay, Americans are suffering more each day with record-setting inflation, including sky-high gas and food prices, but do NOT blame yourself. Who knew that cancelling the XL Pipeline, cancelling oil and gas leases, going to war with the oil companies, and spending over $7 trillion on nothing would have caused this Bidenflation? So what if everything in America went to crap the minute you took over? 90% of Americans are still criticizing you wrongly. Don't be discouraged. Run Joe, Run!

And remember how much dirty money you and crackhead Hunter have been able to rake in through your corrupt backroom deals selling out America to our enemies in China, Russia and Ukraine? What is it so far.....30M? $40M? Think how much more you and Hunter could rake in for the Biden Crime Family if you had another four years in office. Run Joe, Run!

Yes, your poll numbers are in the toilet, but you know what--- it's mathematically impossible for your approval ratings to get worse, right? It's true that even stupid Democrat voters are turning on you, but remember that there will always be stupid voters or else there wouldn't be a Democrat party, right? And yes, you won't have the benefit of massive Democrat voter fraud again like 2020, but there will ALWAYS be Democrat voter fraud. Remember the three certainties in life: death, taxes and Democrat voter fraud, so you could actually win again. Run Joe, Run!

And lastly, if you don't run who else does your Democrat Party have? I'm serious here. Pocihontas? Corrupt Hillary? Empty suit Bootedgeedge? Crazy Bernie? Your cackling idiot VP? Murderer Cuomo? Dimwit AOC? Honestly, I never seen such a bunch of losers and criminals since I visited Leavenworth in my college days. You would be a shoe-in again for the Democrat Party nominee, so……Run Joe, Run!!

I hope my encouraging words picked up your sprits there in your basement. Looking forward to seeing you on the campaign trail next year.

Have a good day!

knaup1
 
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