Why hasn't KU done this yet? All you need is some dna from a red tail hawk and a blue jay. Just stick that in the science blender and boom, it's done. When the team is about to take the field we could release a couple hundred real life Jayhawks into the stadium. Make them pre-disposed to hyper aggressiveness when they see purple. Fans could bring cats to sacrifice to the massive flock of Jayhawks circling above the stadium. Maybe train them to attack opposing players to cause some false starts.
