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Thank You Bry Bry Mr Tarmac

It was bad enough watching how drunk and belligerent you were at the Alumni Tailgate and at the ballgame tonight. To top it off you and your friend Ben from Lawerence/Maize left us stranded at the ballgame. Thanks to some KU folks we finally made it back to our hotel at 1:02 AM this morning. Maybe you are the greatest thing that ever happened to the Slant but without getting downright nasty you were an embarrassment to me and and my wife. Oh, thanks for the ride back to our car.

Zach Clemence - A Must Keep

As Coach Self laments the roster management decisions that culminated in some of the worst KU losses in the Self era over the last month, nothing perhaps was bigger than the commitment Self made to Zach to redshirt him. He honored that commitment and it hurt … badly. He made a commitment and stuck to it … can’t fault that. The fact our staff didn’t know what they had … concerning. And I hope some of what he has been pondering for the last month thinking about next season.

Attended the open practice of Feb 20, best player on the court that day was Zach Clemence. Mobile bigs with range killed us all year and it was no different in that practice (and sadly practicing against one all year didn’t help Hunt or KJ much). He rained threes over Hunt and KJ throughout the scrimmage and then took it to the rack with authority and athleticism that you won’t appreciate until you see it. He defended well and hustle was off the charts. Displayed the want to that hasn’t been on display much the last few weeks.

For those who will scoff and only know Zach from limited minutes last year take a look at the soft launch article from the LJW resulting from Self taking a redshirt on Hawk Talk during the middle of the Big 12 Season. Self saying all the things about Zach that those who witnessed that practice were saying several weeks later. Damn … he would have helped … a lot. He should be a priority with our NIL dollars. He knows the system and has grown and developed in it. If we let him go elsewhere after absorbing the cost of that redshirt this season … sign of something bigger amiss.

Finally, Coach Self is loyal and really likes Hunt and KJ a lot despite their limitations … the last month hopefully will lead to a change in our thought process on roster management and distribution of minutes. We need mobile bigs with legit 3 point range on the court that can defend. Sure we need to be in the portal, but one of the most important moves this off season will be keeping Zach out of it.

Clemence Article

Watching Jaylen Mason tonight

I'm nowhere near an expert recruiter of course but the kid from Wichita Northwest looks pretty damn good to me. Good size, good poise, able to run when need be and has made a bunch of nice throws - some of which should have gone for long yardage had the WR caught balls that were delivered right to their hands. Don't know who all else is on him but he looks like he can play to me.

Terminate Ya - King Killacat (WARNING EXPLICIT LYRICS)

I lyrically murda ya, with derogatory adjectives and verbature
then slap ya like a flat earther that can't see the curvature
I spit the kind of poetry that moves ya like furniture
I'm tha devil to your worshippers, my intentions are sinister
every rhyme that I write turns into timeless literature
my lyricism's limitless, I spit venomous and vinegar
you can't afford my autograph, that's a seven figure signature
I'm tha mad scientist, mr wizard mixin' this elixir
conjuring up tha fire that singes off your kitten whiskers
taxidermy fur burns, you got some different kind of blisters
our victory and supremacy is written within these scriptures
my words are straight murderous, your existence is superfluous
I pen felonious verses that serve to only further your nervousness
sense the doom that's impending, come to terms with your worthlessness
its your end that I'm penning and every word ensures that its permanent

we tha Jayhawk Schwarzeneggas
and we're here to terminate ya
its fifteen on tha Richter Scale
the way we got you muthaf*ckas shakin'
we tha Jayhawk Schwarzeneggas
and we're here to terminate ya
its fifteen on tha Richter Scale
the way we got you muthaf*ckas shakin'

you aint ready for this war, you can't withstand our hostile actions
we gonna snap your f*ckin' neck, then tear your body into fractions
end you in violent fashion, gonna make your bowels evacuate
have you bleedin' all over tha place like you sprayin' menseturate
we're here to annihilate you, it just aint enough to dominate
tha Jayhawks are gonna stomp you f*ckin' grapes into pomegranate
gonna beat the shit out you bitches, have you beggin' on your knees
we bringin' tha kinda heat that evaporates your sheep filled wet dreams
we got you all paralyzed with fear, you're even too scared to scream
it's like we devoured Burrito King the way we're shittin' on your team
you pussies so easily distracted, we got you chasin' laser beams
ya better check tha time bitch cuz your clock's are gettin' cleaned
you don't wanna f*ck with us, cuz ya got bitch runnin' in your genes
it's gonna be real horror show, like its Clockwork on tha screen
we gonna run through you like water, we got you pissin' in your jeans
tha Jayhawks are skywalkin' and defeatin' you like Palpatine

we tha Jayhawk Schwarzeneggas
and we're here to terminate ya
its fifteen on tha Richter Scale
the way we got you muthaf*ckas shakin'
we tha Jayhawk Schwarzeneggas
and we're here to terminate ya
its fifteen on tha Richter Scale
the way we got you muthaf*ckas shakin'
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